Memoirs Of A Geisha-American

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Monday, May 11, 2009

Skin & Bone!

So, it's only natural to assume that penis size is proportional to body size. Often, feet, nose or height are used as measuring sticks for...well, the meatstick.

(Ok, I've obviously been reading too much MAXIM here.) :)

But while this tacit assumption might seem "logical" at face value - it is often sooo not the case with Asia men, in particular...

Here are but a few examples of this. For illustrative purposes, this is a small assortment with many of your downright scrawny, manorexic Asian men! But if you click on each (NSFW!) pic, you will notice where all that hot meat went!!!









Surprised, anyone? :)

Anyhow, I'm really not obsessed with big, hard, lusciousssly smooth Asian cocks...really...

Asian Cack Appreciation Week!
Big Bananarama!
Asian Vs Caucasian Penis

Errr ok...well maybe just a wittle. ;)


Thanks to BAC for pixxx!

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Asian Cack Appreciation Week!

In honor of Asian Cack Appreciation week...and in continuation of my ongoing "series" here...

*drumroll* =P~~~~ *drool*

Here are some very plump, juicy (NSFW) eggrolls for all ma hungry sistahs out there! Bottoms UP, girls! Time to celebrate!

Is Hoang Vietnamese for HUNG?
Doogystyle. NOW!
I christen that Aiya!
Can I play?
Can I worship that for you?
Could you stare deeply into my eyes like that as you stick that thing deeply into me?
Domo arigato, Mr. Moto!
Hey cutie, I see you!
Now, that's what I call a joystick!
Uh, you could split me with that banana!
I found Nessie!
May I have a seat, Mr. Lee?
Strike a pose, Jeffrey!
Go Jeffrey, go Jeffrey!
Yea, I might need some KY for that!
Wow, where'd that come from?

PS - More submissions always welcome, fellas! So, don't be shy.. Show 'em what you got! ;)

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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Big Bananarama!

Ok, a most gracious commenter has just contributed 3 more exhibits to the Big Bananarama here.

Note...ALL NSFW!
- Daymmm...you'd need a cargo plane to fit this snake in!
- Mmm, my last Chinese ex was about this size (minus all the muscles) :)
- Woa, watch where you stick that thang!

Well, if you gotta big yella banana too - send it in! Look honestly, I never meant to be a "cack curator" - but obviously Americans are far more interested in penises than politics! Well, ask and ye shall receive! :)

=P
Toodles!
Rebecca

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Saturday, December 02, 2006

Asian Vs Caucasian Penis

It's become a tiresome cliche now to hear insecure lil' White bois continually project their penis size complex onto Asian men. But, I've had enough experience now to know that it's not true! Especially since it's becoming another cliche for White bois with small dinghies to mock Asian men and chase Asian women. No more naive suckas...so sorry! So, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I submit the following evidence for your edification (NSFW):

ASIAN COCK
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C
Exhibit D
Exhibit E
Exhibit F
Exhibit G
Exhibit H
Exhibit I
Exhibit J
Exhibit K
Exhibit L
Exhibit M
Exhibit N
Exhibit O
Exhibit P
Exhibit Q
Exhibit R
Exhibit S
Exhibit T
Exhibit U
Exhibit V
Exhibit W
Exhibit X (Gackt!)
Exhibit Y (Brandon Lee - 5'7", 10" Asian porn star!)

WHITE COCK
Exhibit AA (Sylvester "Italian Stallion" Stallone)
Exhibit AB (Brad "Sexiest Man Alive" Pitt)
Exhibit AC (Robbie Williams)
Exhibit AD (Ewan McGregor)
Exhibit AE (Jesse Dupree)
Exhibit AF (Jude Law)
Exhibit AG (Ozzy Osbourne)
Exhibit AH (David Bowie)
Exhibit AI (Heath Ledger)
Exhibit AJ (Tre Cool)
Exhibit AK (Sam Rockwell)
Exhibit AL (Sully Erna)
Exhibit AM (Fred Durst)
Exhibit AN (Sid Vicious)
Exhibit AO (Flea - Fantasy Vs Reality)
Exhibit AP
Exhibit AQ (Eww...includes FUPA, wrinkly stretch marks &...pimples/herpes outbreak?
Exhibit AR (EW!!! Looks like a wrinkly lump of Silly Putty! *gags on vomit*)
Exhibit AS
Exhibit AT
Exhibit AU (Ouch!)
Exhibit AV
Exhibit AW
Exhibit AX
Exhibit AY
Exhibit AZ *Chuckles*
Exhibit BA (This lil' blogger's got balls...but not literally)
Exhibit BB (WARNING: You may need a hi-res monitor for these!)
Exhibit BC (Ok, I've seen clits bigger than this, now...WTF???)

ANY QUESTIONS?

Please girls, AVOID guys who brag about their dick sizes (speak loudly, carry small sticks)...especially White rice kings...unless you want a guy hung like short grain WHITE rice! As I said, "rice king" dicks are too small for White chicks...figuratively and literally...which is why they were forced to become "rice kings."

Meanwhile, Asian cocks just look smoother, harder and nicer...not like some wrinkly pink hemorrhoid! No wonder White girls won't stick with White boys anymore! So, why take their leftovers? You're far better off with quiet, confident, quality Asian men! TRUSST MEEE!!! :P

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