Memoirs Of A Geisha-American

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Asian Cack Appreciation Week!

In honor of Asian Cack Appreciation week...and in continuation of my ongoing "series" here...

*drumroll* =P~~~~ *drool*

Here are some very plump, juicy (NSFW) eggrolls for all ma hungry sistahs out there! Bottoms UP, girls! Time to celebrate!

Is Hoang Vietnamese for HUNG?
Doogystyle. NOW!
I christen that Aiya!
Can I play?
Can I worship that for you?
Could you stare deeply into my eyes like that as you stick that thing deeply into me?
Domo arigato, Mr. Moto!
Hey cutie, I see you!
Now, that's what I call a joystick!
Uh, you could split me with that banana!
I found Nessie!
May I have a seat, Mr. Lee?
Strike a pose, Jeffrey!
Go Jeffrey, go Jeffrey!
Yea, I might need some KY for that!
Wow, where'd that come from?

PS - More submissions always welcome, fellas! So, don't be shy.. Show 'em what you got! ;)

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At Wednesday, March 25, 2009 at 8:57:00 PM PDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have an asian big cock, this is a link to my privat public link:

At Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:03:00 AM PDT, Anonymous meganuhh said...

^ Oh my,,,, :o~~~~~

Um, do you like white girls? :)

At Monday, April 6, 2009 at 7:25:00 PM PDT, Blogger Jeff G Deutsch said...

Despite all your claims that "Asians" are so much sexier than other races, and satisfy their women so much more, is at odds with the facts.

60% of Chinese women are unsatisfied with their sex lives, compared to 40% of American women.

Explain that?

At Friday, April 10, 2009 at 4:32:00 PM PDT, Anonymous JohnsonLi said...

Great. Another typical arrogant, self-deluded American boy-in-denial with a tiny pen0r, I see...

Funny thing is, 97% of American men believe they are good in bed...but only about 95% of their girlfriends agree.

So, that's 60% vs 95%. Doh.

And as far as the stats:

The Chinese Health and Family Life Survey targeted 5,000 people across China for in-depth interviews about their personal lives, including questions about their sex lives, income and other factors. Among these were 1,534 women with male partners whose data was the basis for the study.

They found that 121 (8%) of these women always had orgasms during sex, while 408 (27%) more had them “often”. Another 762 (50%) “sometimes” orgasmed while 243 (16%) had them rarely or never. Such figures are similar to those for western countries.

Now, compare that to the US where:

50 to 75% of women who have orgasms...are unable to have an orgasm through intercourse alone.

33 to 50% of women experience orgasm infrequently and are dissatisfied with how often they reach orgasm.

10 to 15% of American women have never experienced an orgasm.

Only 35% of the female population will orgasm during intercourse.

BTW, let's not forget that your ABC American poll was a live telphone survey - where women are more likely to brag a bit to "save face." So, the real results are probably even more pathetic than self-reported. :/

Or shall I call your ex-girlfriends and get it straight from the horses' mouths themselves? :D

At Friday, May 8, 2009 at 5:15:00 PM PDT, Anonymous BAC said...

Check these eggrolls out, fools!

At Sunday, July 26, 2009 at 8:15:00 PM PDT, Anonymous Maxpenor said...

Hey Deutschbag, go suck on these Vienna boy!

Got beef?
Need more?
Snickers...satsfies you!

At Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 7:20:00 PM PDT, Anonymous Appreci8! said...

Mmmmmm Anonymous....! =P

At Sunday, September 12, 2010 at 10:25:00 PM PDT, Anonymous kiki69 said...

MMMMMMMM!!!!! Does he do pr0n too?

At Thursday, November 18, 2010 at 7:01:00 PM PST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"38% of African American women and 34% of Hispanic women...always have an orgasm...compared to only 26% of white American women..."
and Asian women reached orgasm 40% of time according to these web sites; sounds like white American men are the worst lovers in the world.

At Monday, April 2, 2012 at 10:03:00 PM PDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it just me or that it's creepy how there's a white guy commenting on a thread about asian cocks...the insecurity runs deep I see.


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