Memoirs Of A Geisha-American

Me No Luv You Long Time...

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Big Bananarama!

Ok, a most gracious commenter has just contributed 3 more exhibits to the Big Bananarama here.

Note...ALL NSFW!
-'d need a cargo plane to fit this snake in!
- Mmm, my last Chinese ex was about this size (minus all the muscles) :)
- Woa, watch where you stick that thang!

Well, if you gotta big yella banana too - send it in! Look honestly, I never meant to be a "cack curator" - but obviously Americans are far more interested in penises than politics! Well, ask and ye shall receive! :)


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At Saturday, March 8, 2008 at 12:46:00 PM PST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're kinda a freak.

At Sunday, March 23, 2008 at 10:26:00 PM PDT, Anonymous sarararahh said...

How bout these?

Yup, how you like DEM apples?


At Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 6:56:00 PM PDT, Blogger Sigourney said...

White girl liking asian guys? Not to be so biased, but all so new for me. But interesting, very interesting.

At Friday, April 25, 2008 at 5:48:00 PM PDT, Anonymous yummyboys said...

Wellll, I'm no sizequeen, but I've been luvin Asian guys for years now - and I STILL can't get enuff of them! =P

At Monday, June 30, 2008 at 2:35:00 AM PDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, my first reaction to this was that the whole "look, some Asians are hung!" post was a bit overly defensive, and ultimately makes you look insecure while giving the stereotype more credence. Then I asked around for the hell of it, and realized that a lot of people (of all races, including a couple of Asians, who, apparently, must be below average) really do believe that, literally, all Asians are at most average or so.

Statistics show average Asian is smaller than average white is smaller than average black, but, you know, bell curves and outliers and all that. So Asians have fewer Ron Jeremies, kind of stupid to assume they're all Tiny Tims.

Incidentally, I don't think an Asian girl can ever really be a good judge of what's typical for non-Asian males--the stereotypes of Asians are there, so it wouldn't suprise me if less endowed guys self-select towards chasing Asians. (This isn't to imply that only smaller guys chase Asians, or that being smaller makes you intrinsically inferior somehow).

At Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 3:14:00 AM PDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^^Nah, that's just a myth the white man made up to compensat efo rtheir lower IQs.

At Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 1:31:00 AM PDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are so jaded. This whole site is so anti-white and reverse racist, I have to wonder what happened to you?

Sick of the stereotypes?

Do you think it's going to make things better if you make even more stereotypes (i.e. saying that white guys are all rejects, or that all college admission boards are anti-Asian?)

I don't understand you at all. As a white guy living in China, this whole pan-Asian-pride thing is just bizarre to me. The very fact that you're of Chinese ancestry but call yourself a Geisha-American shows that you are really out of touch with what real Asians think. Chinese hate Japanese and, I promise you, feel no solidarity with them whatsoever. Also, I can say with your pornographic obsession, you would never be accepted by a real Chinese guy like Yi. They only like virgins.

This comment is just for you, so whether you post it or not makes no difference to me. Hope you can overcome your bigotry and anger and mellow out one day.


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