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Saturday, December 02, 2006

Asian Vs Caucasian Penis

It's become a tiresome cliche now to hear insecure lil' White bois continually project their penis size complex onto Asian men. But, I've had enough experience now to know that it's not true! Especially since it's becoming another cliche for White bois with small dinghies to mock Asian men and chase Asian women. No more naive sorry! So, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I submit the following evidence for your edification (NSFW):

Exhibit A
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Exhibit I
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Exhibit M
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Exhibit P
Exhibit Q
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Exhibit W
Exhibit X (Gackt!)
Exhibit Y (Brandon Lee - 5'7", 10" Asian porn star!)

Exhibit AA (Sylvester "Italian Stallion" Stallone)
Exhibit AB (Brad "Sexiest Man Alive" Pitt)
Exhibit AC (Robbie Williams)
Exhibit AD (Ewan McGregor)
Exhibit AE (Jesse Dupree)
Exhibit AF (Jude Law)
Exhibit AG (Ozzy Osbourne)
Exhibit AH (David Bowie)
Exhibit AI (Heath Ledger)
Exhibit AJ (Tre Cool)
Exhibit AK (Sam Rockwell)
Exhibit AL (Sully Erna)
Exhibit AM (Fred Durst)
Exhibit AN (Sid Vicious)
Exhibit AO (Flea - Fantasy Vs Reality)
Exhibit AP
Exhibit AQ (Eww...includes FUPA, wrinkly stretch marks &...pimples/herpes outbreak?
Exhibit AR (EW!!! Looks like a wrinkly lump of Silly Putty! *gags on vomit*)
Exhibit AS
Exhibit AT
Exhibit AU (Ouch!)
Exhibit AV
Exhibit AW
Exhibit AX
Exhibit AY
Exhibit AZ *Chuckles*
Exhibit BA (This lil' blogger's got balls...but not literally)
Exhibit BB (WARNING: You may need a hi-res monitor for these!)
Exhibit BC (Ok, I've seen clits bigger than this, now...WTF???)


Please girls, AVOID guys who brag about their dick sizes (speak loudly, carry small sticks)...especially White rice kings...unless you want a guy hung like short grain WHITE rice! As I said, "rice king" dicks are too small for White chicks...figuratively and literally...which is why they were forced to become "rice kings."

Meanwhile, Asian cocks just look smoother, harder and nicer...not like some wrinkly pink hemorrhoid! No wonder White girls won't stick with White boys anymore! So, why take their leftovers? You're far better off with quiet, confident, quality Asian men! TRUSST MEEE!!! :P

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