Memoirs Of A Geisha-American

Me No Luv You Long Time...

Monday, February 06, 2006

Turning Point

So...I just admitted how brainwashed I was - but I blame it on our dominant social programming here. The constant media and Hollywood propaganda that made me hate my own skin. But, I'm past that now, as you can damn see! No more pinky passion for me!

I mean, really, I shoulda known better. I still vividly recall my first intimate exposure with a White man. He proudly pulled it out...and I thought to myself:

"Ew, it's PINK. PINK like the inside of a too-rare hamburger! PINK like a soft pussy! PINK like a fetus!"

Well, he wasted NO TIME in stabbing me with his little pink eraser, and I was simultaneously horrified and amused at the sight of what looked like a tiny wet shaved gerbil scampering in and out of my mousehole. I nearly erupted...in laughter. Choking back my laffs, he must have misinterpreted my grimacing as PLEASURE, lmao!

"Oooh yeah baby, take that big red American DICK!" he grunted as his face turned nearly as red as his nub. As the veins on his scrawny neck bulged, I wasn't even sure which head he was gonna cum out of!

I could hardly contain myself now...this was just too much. My eyes were welling up with tears. I was about to explode in pure laughter - hoping to fake it as an orgasm to get him out of me...

When he made a funky constipated/O-face, quivered and shot his load in record time.

Whew.

I cleaned up...while he asked me how "damn good" he was... And if it was so "different" being with a White man, and worrying if he "hurt" me with his "size."

Well, this was just going from hilarious to pathetic now...if he ONLY KNEW! Next, I was sure he was going to ask me to breastfeed him like his mama! So, I quickly lied, and told him wow, he was INCREDIBLE, to stroke his desperate White male ego and alleviate my own guilt at being completely turned off and disgusted with this loser's bedside manner. So, he gave me something to bych about on the net, I gave him something to brag about. Well, who says life is fair? And, when you deal with White men, you WILL definitely get the SHORT END of the STICK 9 times outta 10!

Well, bad experiences happen with anyone. But sadly, this was one of my better ones with "mighty Whitey." I'd rather not assume they're ALL losers, just perhaps the ones who "specialize" in Asian women?

Ladies, I know y'all can relate to this! There's a reason why lotsa White chix don't even date 'em anymore! Now I know why!

Truly,
Rebecca Yu

13 Comments:

At Saturday, September 30, 2006 at 2:30:00 PM PDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you linked your blog through the heel... i didn't realize that you were such an enthused blogger when i made that comment about them being pieces of shit. i am, however, concerned about your perception of race as being a white-asian dichotomy. i was a bit of a "caucaholic" myself, but i absolutely don't insult the men i used to be attracted to because i've decided that they're "outcasts" from white society. if somebody did that to me in regards to black society, or you in asian society, it would be offensive and rude. i seriously think that you should find a group that can help you cope with your racist views, because it's not healthy for anybody. i'm sure that you don't think you're racist (nobody actually does think that they are the problem) but i really urge you to seek help.
-shirey

 
At Friday, December 22, 2006 at 10:15:00 AM PST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If there was not so much blatant hate, I would say bravo. Enough people have commented about it, so I will say something more doing with one woman connecting with another.

I am not Asian. I am Jewish and a very small woman. I know, perhaps not as much as you do, how it is to be fetishized. How painful it is. And then to be told to shut up. I've been with men, and it was the type I was picking, who talked nothing about how great and white they are in contrast to my Jewish ancestry, my diminuitive stature. That I deep down, they would say, I am Middle Eastern.

It is unfortunate that the vast majority of people will date someone soley on race; because deep down that in itself is racist. And it has caused me great pains to see the same happening to other women. And its a shame that many, not all, men will not own up...they too, are cheating themselves.

Honey, work through it.

 
At Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 10:58:00 AM PDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You claim to be an Asian woman and this post is clearly proof that you are an Asian Boy who is bitter about the fact that Asian American women prefer white men.

"MouseHole"? really now. You sir, are an idiot.

You think you are anonymouse. Your Ip adress traces back to Richard Yu. Peculiar.

 
At Monday, May 28, 2007 at 12:25:00 PM PDT, Blogger Rebecca Yu said...

"Ah, mee so sowwy meester White man. Can I sucky your kawky long time? Is that a betta?"

Your post has revealed you to be a racial chauvinist who expects Asian women to talk like some Hollywood wartime "China Doll" fortune cooky.

NEWSFLASH: I was raised in the US and I can probably speak better English than you! And like most girls now, I am also well-versed in all forms of vernacular and can swear like a sailor when I want to. You're right though, my figurative balls are probably bigger than yours! =D

Well, I'm sure you'd LIKE to believe I'm "Richard Yu," for your own self-esteem. Nice try, but no cigar. And your Ip adress "traces back" to "White Anglo with small penis complex." Peculiar? Not at all, lol.

 
At Thursday, March 6, 2008 at 1:29:00 PM PST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"a tiny wet shaved gerbil scampering in and out of my mousehole"

That's how you describe someone having sex with you? Without having slept with you, I feel like there might be lack of proper sexual appeal on both sides. That's not to say you're not hot. I've never seen you, but the brain is the sexiest organ and you are revealing yourself to be small-dicked mentally. Fortunately, how can increase your size safely without pumps or weights!

 
At Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 10:03:00 PM PDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

RE: anonymous:

"I am not Asian. I am Jewish and a very small woman. I know, perhaps not as much as you do, how it is to be fetishized. How painful it is. And then to be told to shut up."

Thanks for your input Sheila Braslovsky. NOW PLEASE STOP EMBARRASSING JEWISH PEOPLE BY RELATING YOUR TRITE INCONVENIENCES TO MORE LEGITIMATE OPPRESSION. YOU MAKE BLACK PEOPLE AND OTHER MINORITIES HATE US.

Your condescending feminism speaks to your sense of entitlement, not justice, and I'm sure you haven't been told to shut up enough.

 
At Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 10:12:00 PM PDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way, how racist and ignorant is the header: "Memoirs of a Geisha-American" -pretty low brow...

Oh wait, that's right, I'm reading the blog of some STD ridden whore who got log jammed by a bunch of douche bags and now she's taking her pitiful anger out on an entire race. Good to see that you didn't let a bunch of assholes cloud your judgment.

Keep blaming white people, Hollywood and Jews for your blatant lack of taste and mental shortcomings. You're truly bettering yourself by taking the coward's route.

Get those STDs checked out sweetheart. Don't spread them in the form of bitter and ignorant expression.

 
At Sunday, April 13, 2008 at 1:05:00 PM PDT, Anonymous truthserum said...

"Keep blaming white people, Hollywood and Jews"

Well, if the shoe fits, sir...

Real Blonde From ‘21’ Confirms: All White Cast wanted

Jane Willis, the real “Jill Taylor” played by Kate Bosworth in 21, said in an interview that it was obvious early on that the studio wasn’t interested in staying true to Ben Mezrich’s original book, Bringing Down the House: The Inside Story of Six MIT Students Who Took Las Vegas for Millions. Although race and gender were key to the dynamic of the MIT group, and Ma recruited her to “give the team, which was mostly Asian and male, a little diversity,” the studios originally wanted her out: They wanted an all white male cast with one Asian girl as a love interest.



So, there you go, choad. Keep trying to deny the truth. But FACT is, Hollywood is chock-full of insecure White and Jew dudes PURPOSELY pumping out nothing but race propaganda that flies in the face of all reality.

 
At Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 4:01:00 PM PDT, Anonymous C4RP said...

Screw Heebywood!

Ron Paul 2008!!!

 
At Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 7:41:00 PM PDT, Anonymous jakob said...

Yadda yadda, fortunately for every bitter "AsiAn prYdE" cunt like you, there's 100 Americanphile bananas like this girl!

WE still win!

 
At Tuesday, August 5, 2008 at 9:48:00 AM PDT, Anonymous TurnerLee said...

Some things just never change, do they?!

Of these five, four--Pardee Lowe, Jade Snow Wong, Virginia Lee, and Betty Lee Sung -- confirm the popular stereotypes of Chinese-Americans, find Chinese-America repulsive, and don't identify with it.

The white stereotype of the Asian is unique in that it is the only racial stereotype completely devoid of manhood. Our nobility is that of an efficient housewife. At our worst we are contemptible because we are womanly, effeminate, devoid of all the traditionally masculine qualities of originality, daring, physical courage, creativity. We're neither straight talkin' or straight shootin'. The mere fact that four of the five American-born Chinese-American writers are women reinforces this aspect of the stereotype.


Fortunately, you found recovery and redemption. Because most of your peers never do!

 
At Monday, August 18, 2008 at 5:51:00 PM PDT, Anonymous tonyd said...

Hey listen you fugly chink bitch, we don't like your slit-eyed kind anyways! So get over and please go f*** yourself!

Only time we even bother sticking a dick in your moo goo gai pie is to kill time between fucking real women!

Seriously, just leave us the fuck alone then! Seems we can't go anywhere these days without some scrawny slope thinking we want to ride them!

 
At Friday, September 19, 2008 at 5:29:00 PM PDT, Anonymous sadnancy said...

Wow, I wish I had read this blog before I got married to - and divorced - from my white ex-hubby bleghh ugghhhhhh.. :/

 

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